If you watch Beauty and the Beast backwards it’s about a Princess that goes on a bad acid trip filled with talking home decor and bestiality. Then she decides to go off to the countryside with her father to get clean.

thatsnotthinprivilege:

shitthinpeoplesay:

Said the thin white girl.

"Im so oppressed" says the bitter white fat bitch who claims she’s a minority because she’s obese and thinks that doctors don’t know anything after years of med school.Mkay Madgastronomer(And btw: the guy in the comic actually looks like you and acts like you. That’s hilariously ironic)- mod D

thatsnotthinprivilege:

shitthinpeoplesay:

Said the thin white girl.

"Im so oppressed" says the bitter white fat bitch who claims she’s a minority because she’s obese and thinks that doctors don’t know anything after years of med school.
Mkay Madgastronomer
(And btw: the guy in the comic actually looks like you and acts like you. That’s hilariously ironic)
- mod D

Never trust a fat chef, they clearly don’t have very discriminating taste.

fucknobadtattoos:

I found this lovely thing scrolling on facebook and his caption was ”
Watch for snakes’ # Ink Still Wet !”
submitted by itaintgonnasuckitselfbitch

I don’t know what the quote from MST3K: Eegah has to do with this monstrosity… but I’m sad that it’s involved with such a god awful tattoo.

fucknobadtattoos:

I found this lovely thing scrolling on facebook and his caption was ”

Watch for snakes’ # Ink Still Wet !”

submitted by itaintgonnasuckitselfbitch

I don’t know what the quote from MST3K: Eegah has to do with this monstrosity… but I’m sad that it’s involved with such a god awful tattoo.

“I’ve never fingered someone with an aggressive yeast infection but I imagine if I did my fingers would come out looking like I just ate a bunch of smartfood white cheddar popcorn.”

Or you have a pencil that requires very soft, sensual sharpening.

Or you have a pencil that requires very soft, sensual sharpening.

I need a spiderman outfit, a crazy marriage manual, a gallon of whole milk, a dead rabbit, and 55 gallons of lubricant!

I need a spiderman outfit, a crazy marriage manual, a gallon of whole milk, a dead rabbit, and 55 gallons of lubricant!